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The Ellington 

ˈthē ˈe-liŋ-tən

The act of collecting and transferring sweat produced by the crevasse between the gluteus maximus under duress (e.g., such as heavy physical exertion and/or dining in a Tandoori restaurant).

Classical protocol calls for transferring said sweat onto appropriate digit and applying product to upper lip. Can be self-inflicted or shared with friends.

In the workplace, should only be used as a motivational or team-building tool.
Within family units parental consent is required and often a prerequisite for said activity.
Ralphy was mouthing off so I applied "The Elllington".

Team morale was low until "The Ellington" was executed.
Related Words
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Paris Effing 

The hottest and coolest girl boss to ever exist !!
Person 1: omg look that’s Paris Effing!

Person 2: omg she’s so hot !
Paris Effing by ParisEffing July 13, 2021

Ellington 

someone who's personality is as unique as their name, and who's kindness is rooted deep into their being as the meaning of the name is to their tendancies. Maybe they were named after the great Duke Ellington in hopes of the passing on a lost musical talent, or maybe they were named after the small town where two people fell in love. Maybe by the will of the universe this name was picked for them, but whatever it may be it still carries with it high dignity and high character. Ellington's are progressive and don't fall under one social group, like their name, they are fluid between masculinity and femininity. They have great ardor when they want to and can put anyone in a sentimental mood. Truly there is nothing comparable to the pukka passion, determination, wit and energy each Ellington carries with them.
"man that chick over there be vibing to take the A-train"
"of course she is, she's an Ellington, its her namesake

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
This last name is uncommon, but really cool and fun to say. It's Dutch and it means alder tree. Aka the Goddess tree. Anyone with the last name of Elzinga is highly respected.
I wish I was an Elzinga.
Elzinga by Nezra_Ann February 11, 2017

duke ellington 

Only the man who changed music forever.
duke ellington by thebigkahuna July 16, 2005