Electile Dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."

by ScottySlave January 18, 2008

2016 Election

The most fucked up election in America in a long time.

To be honest, I don't think I'm going to vote in the 2016 election. It's a fucking mess.

by Assassin aprentice September 18, 2016

I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

by millstone November 17, 2020

election

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"

by Grinning Cat January 5, 2009

elsetime

Some other time; either literally time, or some abstract time construct used to discuss high dimensional spaces with simplicity.

I'll see you elsetime.

A multiverse consists of many elsetimes in this present moment.

by Aerem February 7, 2019

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. And to rub salt into the wound all the bullshit they promised before the election is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by GoAskAlex1991 May 31, 2011

Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009