summit learning

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours

my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin

by flatty patty November 6, 2018

learning juice

A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.

I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.

by bottle of wine April 12, 2017

Elizabeth Learning Center

A high school in Cudahy, California.. the only high school there... this school is from grades pre school to 12 grade and has some very good students with high potential.. this school is from lausd

person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Elizabeth Learning Center
person 1: where is that at?
person 2: Cudahy

person 1: what? Cud what?
person 2: Cudahy!
Person 2: Man nobody knows us! :-(

by jumbojoe4050 July 4, 2011

Castle Learning

An online testing/review program designed by sadists who enjoy seeing students of all ages cry at receiving low grades while taking online tests that score themselves automatically. Every so often the system will randomly freeze before telling you whether you were right or wrong just to increase your heart rate 10 more BPM.

Student: The Castle Learning is due at 11:59 pm tonight.
Friend: I know, I just finished it and got an 86. We only learned half the questions in class.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 16, 2016

Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

by maricalamari January 4, 2015

E-Learning

plain and simple HELL where teachers evolve from friendly creatures to level 10 hostile mobs. Most confusing attendance in history. but happens to be the only time in history where i'm getting straight A's. (also gives me an opportunity to flirt without real interaction ;)

Friend 1:Hey, you do E-Learning for health?
Friend 2: Yea I just copy and pasted all the definitions. You do Math?
Friend 1: Yea I used photomath and mathway and got a 95%

by Santa Baby ♡ April 17, 2020

earning a good bit of bunce

It's cockney (i.e. from London) rhyming slang for earning money. Bunce is derived from bunsen burner (a common piece of school laboratory equipment that produces a single open gas flame and named after Robert Bunsen) and this rhymes with earner.

It was tough work but I was earning a good bit of bunce .

by J Jazz December 26, 2015