An Ela (ee-lah) is a rare species that is almost extinct. There is only one left in this world. Ela is female, she’s scary, funny, stupid, cute at times, and has demonic intentions. Don’t be fooled by her pretty face because she might attack when threatened. She might kick or bite you if you touch (or even get near) these parts of her body: neck, stomach, or arms. Shes deadly ticklish. If you see an Ela in the streets, I advise you not to get near her and run the other direction as fast as you can.
Ela loves shopping and going to the mall. I almost died fighting an Ela today. To be honest, Ela is kinda scary. Ela is a rare and uncontrollable animal.
An ELA teacher is a woman who has been divorced from their husband and likes to scream at kid for a living because she has nothing better to do with her life.
A greeting word in Norway, preferably used by teenagers located in the area around Østfold.
It is also polite to answer "ela" to someone who says "ela".