ejectulate

When a male humps something, gets a blow job, or lets the jets in a jacuzzi hits his penis causing extreme pleasure and seamon is released.

I let the jets of the jacuzzi hit the front of my penis until I ejectulated.

by J-Nat May 22, 2005

EJERKULATION

Right wing, conservative, and Republican media personalities practice EJERKULATION when they become ecstatic and elated about the suffering

of other American citizens, especially
the poor, the disabled, the elderly, and people of color.

The ejerkulation of the right wingers became visibly apparent when the right wing host said "Its about time we took all benefits from the poor, disabled, elderly and people of color! Why don't they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and quit costing our ultra wealthy donors who get massive tax cuts all that money! Don't they get it? Our sketchy ultra wealthy donors who control us are being cheated!"

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023

Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012

enerdulate

Verb, as "emasculate." To embarrass by out-nerding. To show a self-respecting nerd up in an area that he should know about.

That valleygirl knew more about Star Trek than you? Dude, you totally just got enerdulated!

by theVocabinator September 23, 2010

ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term

hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?

by BetaKabore December 28, 2018

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".

If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

emerculate

Merc, or emerculate: To kill, or eliminate something - used in a videogame scenario.
ee-mur-k-you-late

I just emerculated them. Time to emerculate them.

by 42bird. February 3, 2026