Ejaculate

<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.

1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Ejaculatte

A hot beverage, regardless of ingredients that is topped with fresh human ejaculate. This occurs when a male is milked directly over the cup.

If the ejaculate is mixed with saliva in the mouth of the barista first, then spat into the drink so that it is bubbly, it is considered a spafaccino (spaf + cappuccino).

If the ejaculate is frozen into a ball and added directly to black coffee, it is referred to as a spaffogato (spaf + affogato).

This drink comes with a warning that it *may* contains nuts.

Ricardo: "keep pumping, Marina. Soon, my hot load will crown the surface if yet another beverage"
Marina: "My arms are tired. Are you sure there isn't a way I can take a break from pumping out ejaculattes?"
Ricardo: "Of course, my dear. Open wide, it's time to make a spafacinno"
Marina: *hot gagging sounds*

by Souper Rare July 28, 2022

Ejaculate

Used as a verb in a sexual context: To expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called semen from the hole at the tip of a man's penis. To cum, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. When used as a noun, ejaculate can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. The aftermath of an ejaculation is sometimes referred to as an Explosion at the Yogurt Factory.

After she had made Peter ejaculate, Jenna's face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.

by Protean49 December 18, 2005

Ejaculated

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.

"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.

by PleaseGodNoNotTheVoicesAgain April 1, 2017

ejaculatte

The incident invoked by putting your latte down on the counter to reach for condiments. In doing so, gravity combined with the sheer amount of milk foam reacts in such a way as to send a plume of foam out the small hole in the top.

Starbucks patron #1: "Ew, what the hell is that on your shirt?"
Starbucks patron #2: "Fuck, I know! My machiatto totally ejaculatte'd all over me!"

by tanzfieber November 6, 2007

Ejaculate

1. When you're so aroused that you squirt out semen.
2. The act that separates boys from men.

"Oh man, I just ejaculated on my gf's pussy"

by SwaggyGUpInDisHouse July 3, 2015

Ejaculate

What not to say when you mean the word "eject"

Hot girl: "So what happens in Top Gun?"
Guy: "Goose tries to ejaculate and dies"
Hot girl: "...."

by Radarhut April 28, 2011