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Einstard

An employee of a national chain of bagel eateries named after what might possibly be the greatest genius of Modern Time. the great irony being in that the employees of said establishments tend to be closer to Retard than Genius, hence Einstard.
Dude, all I wanted was a bagel, toasted, to go. How hard can that be? and yet the Einstard managed to fuck it up!
by dj roby November 23, 2010
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eisoptrophobia

A fear of mirrors, of seeing oneself in a mirror, or of being put into contact with the supernatural world through a mirror.
Ever since watching Poltergeist 3, I have had a bit of eisoptrophobia.
by Jovet76 April 2, 2008
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eunsol

1.eunsol - one who is known to be very cool
2.eunsol - one cool cat
John wishes he was as eunsol as me.
by eunsol kim November 23, 2004
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einshine

The true manga boi. Someone who excessively watches anime. Whom you would call senpai. An einshine dyes their hair to look sexier.
The Anime Man's sidekick is such an einshine.
by ( ̄(工) ̄) June 28, 2016
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Eco Einstein

The recycling of other peoples ideas.

An idea seen as brilliant put forward by a work mate that seem very familiar.
Mainly because you or someone else suggested it months ago and nobody but the Eco Einstein was listening.
Hes a bloody Eco Einstein, I suggested looking for a better CRM months ago to my line manager, but now he's the golden boy because he bought it up in his appraisal with the dept manager.
by Crustytreemonkey April 21, 2009
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baka eins

Sushi maki baka waka waka eh eh its time for africa!
The baka one is the main baka, sometimes sussy sometimes baddie sometimes farting noises making in the morning already! Bummer! Love it anyways! He likes deez nuts and biggie b and is not amazed by herr der gezeiten. He is tendenziell horny friday 7/8 at daddy mester and will buy you quarkbällchen even if hes broke
Who is that sweet chill mustache boy baka? Yeah its my baka eins
Who is the most talented in facetime? Its my baka
Who loves a good bagel with egg and cheese? BAKA
by A fine pickle jar February 13, 2023
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Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.
You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?
by The Doctor February 19, 2005
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