emoticonophobic

A person that neither uses nor appreciates the use of emoticons in texts or emails.

"Jimmy hates when I use ;-) in my text messages...he must be emoticonophobic".

by Trixie Jones August 12, 2009

emoticonvoluted

confused attempt to communicate by use of punctuation keys on a device with a complete alphabetical keyboard.

;/* i perceive as some sort of comment however emoticonvoluted

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

Emoticon Artist

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.

Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."

by Geoff AF March 23, 2010

emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

emoteahobag

One who uses emotes or "emoticons," extensively in online speach. It is often to a ridiculous degree, to the point where they make more faces than words.

Allison was being an emoteahobag in the chatroom, so we had to kick her out.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

emoticon rape

The overuse of emoticons in a conversation, usually on MSN with those annoying custom emoticons...

Ryan says: hi :D :D :D :D (custom emoticon) (custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Hey.

Ryan says: wuts (custom emoticon) up? :P ;) :O :O (custom emoticon custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Not a lot.

Ryan says: :D :D :D That (custom emoticon)is so KOOL!! (custom emoticon custom emoticon) :) :) :) :P :(

Sophie says: Stop the emoticon rape.

by jadamcmiles December 18, 2006

Emothic

The mixture of an Emo and Gothic person.
Has the look of both.

Emily Miller - Lower lip pierced (emo), has pal skin as if she was hit with baby powder , antiqued (gothic), wears long baggy pants ..aka parachute pants that have long chains that dangle on the sides comes in a variety of colors… she chose black ( emo/gothic) , she wears black hair with a blue line that goes down the middle if it was white she would look like a skunk, skate shoes with lime green shoelaces this explains a emothic to the best of my ability

by MATT HAGER 1987 January 10, 2009