A word invented by youtubers Rhett&Link. An egoseismic person is someone who beleives that they are the cause of seismic activity (e.g. earthquakes) happening or not happening in the region they are in.
Rob: Tim says that the reasons there haven't been any earthquakes in California since he moved there was because of him!
John: Wow! Tim's so egoseismic!
John: Wow! Tim's so egoseismic!
by Willywan June 15, 2012
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Get the blazin’ neon egomaniac mug.A smart ass that knows everything that ever has been, is now, and ever will be, and reminds everyone of this at every given moment. You try to reference something loosely just for effect, and this guy brings everything to a screeching halt correcting you with minor details, sounding all smart like. no one really likes this person, but he tags along like he’s part of the group. he is put up with though because usually the guy has a sweet house with a hot tub that you take full advantage of.
You: Dude, This rubix is impossible!
Egostatistical"friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.
You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot tub.
Egostatistical"friend": Actually, according to quantum mechanics, nothing can ever be "impossible," just very, very unlikely. Also, the rubix cube has over 42 quintillion combinations for the order of the squares.
You: Fuck you I’m going in your hot tub.
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The repelling and prevention of seismic activity in the surrounding area of an individual.
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The redirecting of an earthquake's epicenter due to the presence of a certain individual.
The repelling and prevention of seismic activity in the surrounding area of an individual.
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The redirecting of an earthquake's epicenter due to the presence of a certain individual.
RHETT: "That's called egocentric thinking, Link, you think we had something to do with the earthquakes?"
LINK: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."
-From Rhett and Link's 'Good Mythical Morning'
LINK: "I would call it egoseismic thinking."
-From Rhett and Link's 'Good Mythical Morning'
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Dictionaries of the future will define "egomaniac" with a photograph of George W. Bush in a flight suit.
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