When a girls pants get wet from dancing at a club and you bring her home. When she takes her underwear off you hear the crackling of the eggshell's in her underwear
Dancing at a club with a girl and you get her so wet that when you bring her home she drops her panties and you hear the crackling of the underwear or the "Eggshell Panties"
by LinkStink December 2, 2009
Get the Eggshell pantiesmug. Shortened word for "walking on eggshells".
New neighbors moved in upstairs a month ago. I could hear rapid and heavy footsteps (footstomps?), loud chatter, and laughter. Each night, between 2am and 4:30am, loud voracious sex every day upstairs. They did not know how thin the floor is between me and them, so they did not hold back. One day, I put my Ninja coffee maker on the "Clean" cycle. Storm clouds roll in halfway through my clean cycle as my upstairs neighbor says "Of fuck" x 20 "Oh yeah" x 20. As I'm pulling food out of the fridge, I involuntarily hear her have the most quaking orgasm I've ever heard--like Barbarianna's call to Thor from Kung Fury (Kung Fury 2's coming out btw). I may or may not set the food down and pulled my phone out to recordit.
Two minutes later, while I'm holding my phone with the Voice Recorder app up to the ceiling, my Ninja coffee maker gives me the beep to end all beeps, literally as loud as a smoke detector, telling me how very clean my coffee maker is. If you live in an apartment complex, you've probably heard smoke detectors in other people's apartments. I mouth "Oh shit", and I run to the coffee maker and shut it off. (I probably skipped the "Flush cycle" doing this)
Now, I think they know I'm down here, and we have been eggshelling ever since. The footsteps are infrequent. I don't hear them have sex anymore. I did hear her giggle quietly while writing this though. That made me feel better, knowing they're still happy.
Two minutes later, while I'm holding my phone with the Voice Recorder app up to the ceiling, my Ninja coffee maker gives me the beep to end all beeps, literally as loud as a smoke detector, telling me how very clean my coffee maker is. If you live in an apartment complex, you've probably heard smoke detectors in other people's apartments. I mouth "Oh shit", and I run to the coffee maker and shut it off. (I probably skipped the "Flush cycle" doing this)
Now, I think they know I'm down here, and we have been eggshelling ever since. The footsteps are infrequent. I don't hear them have sex anymore. I did hear her giggle quietly while writing this though. That made me feel better, knowing they're still happy.
by ChoppyIsDead January 17, 2021
Get the eggshellingmug. 1) It's I'm fine but more of a "I'm okay but it's a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me"
2) currently whole but easily crushed again
2) currently whole but easily crushed again
by worldsamindfuck December 11, 2023
Get the eggshell finemug. Child: "Mom look at my new hat!"
Mother: *cocks shotgun*
Mother: "No son of mine is an eggshelled-idiot."
Mother: *cocks shotgun*
Mother: "No son of mine is an eggshelled-idiot."
by Hamino999 November 3, 2021
Get the Eggshelled-idiotmug. i'am going to tell them the truth i am not going to tiptoe around there "Emotional Eggshells" any more.
by DosGhost June 6, 2017
Get the Emotional Eggshellsmug. Verb,
the act of walking on eggshells;
to act in a timid manner around someone, for fear of saying the wrong thing and upsetting them
the act of walking on eggshells;
to act in a timid manner around someone, for fear of saying the wrong thing and upsetting them
“You said sorry a lot yesterday. Why are you eggshelling?”
“She’s always eggshelling around her boss, but has really great inputs when he’s not around.”
“She’s always eggshelling around her boss, but has really great inputs when he’s not around.”
by InspiredByNigeria August 26, 2018
Get the Eggshellingmug. by Goku Gaming March 27, 2021
Get the Eggshellmug.