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egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.
by Jonney blender March 22, 2017
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egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.
John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.
by The Egger June 13, 2018
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Rusty Eggbeater

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012
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Egyptian Eggbeater

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.
"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."
by Ed Denes April 3, 2008
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eggbeater

the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo
The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.
by allyourbaseball March 11, 2010
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czechoslavakian eggbeater

verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.
"how was that czechoslavakian eggbeater?"

"it was worse than that Russian Candycane."
by calex goodman June 6, 2010
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eggbeater

when a PERSON sloshes cum around in their mouth. afterward they can either spit or swallow.
Before one swallows the nut one gives it a good eggbeating
by luna_c January 19, 2005
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