A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.
Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?
Mike: Yup.
Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?
Mike: Yup.
Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
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Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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stupidly educated:
(verb; past tense)
(adjective)
- describes the learning experience (and/or present cognitive state) of person who was duped into believing lies, nonsense and ideas which have no merit or basis in sound evidence, real experience, accurate observation, proper rationality or good reason; as a result, these people generally predominantly think about important matters illogically and irrationally, due to being indoctrinated by their education system, their political affiliations, their religion, their society, etc.
(verb; past tense)
(adjective)
- describes the learning experience (and/or present cognitive state) of person who was duped into believing lies, nonsense and ideas which have no merit or basis in sound evidence, real experience, accurate observation, proper rationality or good reason; as a result, these people generally predominantly think about important matters illogically and irrationally, due to being indoctrinated by their education system, their political affiliations, their religion, their society, etc.
Ex. 1
Jim: Did you know that Stephen Hawking thinks that the Universe started from nothing and that we could all get sucked into a Black Hole?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Stephen is 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 2
Jim: Did you know that Jane thinks that one man can sacrifice himself and die, to forgive another man's crimes and sins?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Jane was 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 3
Jim: What is with the kids and adults who can barely communicate, think and speak clearly, these days?
Bob: That's easy. Most people have become 'stupidly educated'.
Jim: Did you know that Stephen Hawking thinks that the Universe started from nothing and that we could all get sucked into a Black Hole?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Stephen is 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 2
Jim: Did you know that Jane thinks that one man can sacrifice himself and die, to forgive another man's crimes and sins?
Bob: Yes.
Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: That's easy. Jane was 'stupidly educated'.
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Ex. 3
Jim: What is with the kids and adults who can barely communicate, think and speak clearly, these days?
Bob: That's easy. Most people have become 'stupidly educated'.
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Girl 1: Why you bring an educated lame to the club with us?
Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.
Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.
Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
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