Definitions by ballsackman

Creamy Roz 

The sex act of ejaculating into an ugly cougar while stoned.

Jake: Yo bro how'd it go last night?
Bill: I went home with that ugly ass cougar, but I said fuck it and gave her a Creamy Roz

Creamy Roz by Ballsackman April 25, 2022

Educated Boner 

When you get a boner in school.

Tom: yo im not going to class today
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.

Educated Boner by ballsackman January 30, 2010