Edmond 

Tall, funny, smart, friendly guy. Amazing at sports. Excellent leader, and cooks like Chef Ramsey. He`s a good friend that will not let your secrets slip out and when in an relationship, will do whatever to make it work out well! Respectful and humble.

Man, that guy is so tall and nice. He must be an Edmond.

Edmond by lolcat43211234 January 10, 2013

edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year

The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.

edmonton oilers by Craiggers April 14, 2004

edmonds woodway 

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

edmonds woodway by oof444 September 23, 2018

Edmon 

Usually guys with this name are the most funniest, coolest and famous people at their schools. A guy whose name is Edmon is a great friend and everyone wishes to be like him. Everyone knows him, respects him and loves him.

Man do you know Edmon?
Of course I do, I mean who doesn’t?
He is so cool man I wish I was him.

Edmon by James3848 January 17, 2018

Noel Edmonds 

That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.

Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.

Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.

What a cheg!

Noel Edmonds by ColinT January 9, 2008

Edmonton 

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.

Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.

Edmonton by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011

Jim Edmonds 

Commonly recognized as the best centerfielder in baseball, plays for the saint louis cardinals. 8 time gold glover, career .294 batting average, hits for power and average, strikes out a lot, fast runner, likes to make dramatic catches all of the time, cool dude.

holy cow Jim Edmonds just robbed a homer.

Jim Edmonds by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005