Edumacate

A butchered version of educate my teacher uses.

My teacher: imma edumacate you on stuff

Me:thinking,,,,,OHMYGOSH ITS EDUCATE!

by TTDaSavage September 26, 2018

Edumacate

Edumacate; An uneducated way people, including Redneck's, Hill-Billy's and Feral people use in place of the word Education to sound smarter than they may be.

Contexts; Edumacation, Edumacated, Edumacates

Upon Mary-Sue's return from elementary school on her 33'rd Birthday exclaims without moderation "1 and 1 is 11...I've dun bin Edumacated, aint dat sumpin, Jim-Bob?"

by The Urban Myth October 20, 2008

edjumacation

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.

"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

edjamacated

A term usually used when self-identifying one's own level of schooling and education. Generally used when over-selling yourself, cluelessly.

I may not look too bright, but I'm edjamacated; I went to VoTec for welding and was the top of my class.

by Cadiluva October 23, 2015

edumacate

To educate

Fo shizzle my nizzle, I did edumacate tha fool!

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

edumacate

made popular by bullaiah. it means to educate.

edumacation is numbah one.

by farren June 25, 2005

ejumacate

To educate

I need to ejumacate Fredward. He's been held back 6 times.

by Professor of English Lit. April 23, 2014