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The Education System

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.
The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.
by failüre November 2, 2018
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NA Education

Often used by persons when they have a brain fart(saying something dumb) and blames it on their poor North American Education.
Marsha: Hey what's 100-58?
John: 52.

Peter: I'm sure it's 42 man.

John: Sorry I got that NA education.
by Quzure July 26, 2018
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Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
by buffalo ny March 6, 2010
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premature evacuation

Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
by csepulv October 4, 2007
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Differential Equation

A course commonly taken in college by math, engineering and various other majors. It is a field of mathematics created for the sole reason of torturing anyone who thought calculus was easy. In many cases attending lectures in this class will cause mild to severe brain trauma depending on the competency of the lecturer and the student.
Joe: "So are you taking any math this semester?"

Laura: "Yeah, I'm in differential equations."

Joe: "Yeah...Mike took that last semester."

Mike: "Uggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh."

Joe: "Aww how nice, I think he was wishing you good luck."
by 'ice' November 11, 2009
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Rush Limbaugh education

The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Rush Limbaugh education:

Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."

Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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Educational House

Educational house (edu house for short) is a genre of house music created by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially house music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

Edu house songs can belong to any subgenre of house music, but must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as house music (this includes of all accepted subgenres such as progressive, electro, deep, and tech)
2. The knowledge imparted is valuable
3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals
4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future
5. The song features no adult content (e.g. songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as edu house).

Enjoy!
1. I was dancing to this tune last night while I was drunk, and all of a sudden, I know all the actions of the acetylcholine! I was really drunk too! I must have been listening to some educational house!

2. Educational house is so useful for memorising the twenty causes of digital clubbing!
by DJ Kronotrope January 1, 2014
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