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Enbullshitment

A term created by author Jeff Brown, Enbullshitment is the ungrounded and unreal version of heightened consciousness (aka 'Enlightenment') that is advocated by the new age movement. Where enlightenment naturally includes all elements of reality, enbullshitment only includes those aspects of reality that are comfortable and convenient. Self-avoidance masquerading as expanded awareness.
I used to sit before a guru who i thought was enlightened, but then i realized he was just a master of enbullshitment. He was motivated by egoic, financial and sexual things, and not by any real effort to deepen his consciousness.
by Yehudah May 23, 2014
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Ebella

person who is Very caring and sweet. Sometimes bossy and rude.
Won't ask people out but crushes hard on them. Usually tall
She was being ebella on that guy
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eball

a person who has replaced their eyeballs with the eyeballs of a dangerous person, which makes them act as the eyeball's original owner.

derrived from crazy eyeballs, craz-eballs
An eball is chasing me!
by oaleas August 16, 2011
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EBulks

A beautiful female with an insatiable desire to be in Kilton/Bryant Dormitories.
Tell EBulks to stop being all over Scott. I can hear them from McMahon's appartment.
by Scott Cronin May 20, 2008
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Euller

A man wich always has his dms open.
Euller is such a nice guy! I had to ask for a dick pic before he sent me one.
by Xatter February 9, 2020
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Ebollient

A mood of terminal cheerfulness.
Mike was so ebollient, we all abandoned him for his own safety.
by JedAshbury June 9, 2020
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ebilly

ellie is an EBILLY.
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