kilton

a weird or un-explanatory phrase

What you said last week was so kilton

by JaneMiller87 July 2, 2023

Kilton Toss

A Scottish bowling technique used in the sport of cricket.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)

This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.

The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”

A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.

“Fucking hell Dave , you almost took my head off with that ripper of a kilton toss!”

Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”

by Big lady fish girl October 31, 2022

Kilting

This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.

Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"

Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."

by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014

kilonazi

The unit originated in the webcomic 'Order of the Stick'. It is a measurement of evil equal to that of approximately one thousand nazis.

The hypothetical offspring of Sauron and Cruella de Vil would have an evil rating of between 4 and 5 kilonazis!

by MarkTan October 23, 2007

Luke kitona

Some guy that jayy promised he would remember once he’s was famous

True story, luke kitona, If he’s out there

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

kilonshele

is a term Nigerian people use to say whats happening or whats going on.
Jamaicans would say:wag1/wagwan
Americans/british would say:whats up ect

Nigerians could also say ba wo ne which basically means the same thing so does whetin deh happen,how u deh (which is pigden english used in most african countries)

-Kemi:kilonshele?
-Fola:nothing much/living my life jare!!(lol a lil african joke ting)

by Naija Gurl 4 lyf zooop!!! August 4, 2006

kilonova nucleosynthesis

The recently confirmed hypothesis that heavy elements are created as a consequence of a violent two-neutron star merger.

You mean to tell me that the gold, silver and platinum in my jewelry and the plutonium used in atomic weapons were made in the merger of neutron stars?
Yup, it's called kilonova nucleosynthesis; you get powerful gravitational waves also...check out LIGO!

by YAWA October 16, 2017