earphone sex

When two people share the same set of earphones by using one each

After I had earphone sex with her, there was wax all over one of my headphones.

by the g stands for goodness January 1, 2009

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Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009

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the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"

hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!

by jonobello January 31, 2006

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earporn

Porn Involving penetration of the ear.

Damn, that was some fine earporn I watched yesterday

by magefeanor September 6, 2011

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Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world

"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."

by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012

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