This is when you slurp up all of your homies hot, steamy, and juicy cum right from there pp hole before it even touches the air.
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DerpTrolling is a bad dude.
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DERPTIDUDE, noun. Punning portmanteau meaning:
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!
(2) the state of being such.
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!
(2) the state of being such.
Derptidude says Hurricanes Harvey and Irma have nothing to do with climate change, which is a hoax funded by the Chinese and a climate science industrial complex conspiracy, but are God's warning that unless America repents repealing His divine orders regarding gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality, He will destroy US and the world with flooding again... despite His covenant with Noah never to do so again.
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Get the Derpthroat mug.A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.
Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023
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Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023
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