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John Denver

One of the greatest Mucisians of all time wrote such great hits, as leaving on a Jet Plane, Country Roads, and Annie's song. In the 80s he'd testify against the fascists of the PMRC.
John Denvers songs are kick ass!
by Peter Irving October 10, 2008
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Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.
"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."
by DDD - August 25, 2013
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Basic Denver Bro

Male. Aged 19-35. Drives an old SUV, Toyota Tacoma, or other "utilitarian" vehicle. Claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. Likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. Maybe all four. Will not hesitate to to brag about said sports 'superior aesthetic,' and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. Believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby entitling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. His nicest garments are flannel.
Girl: Did you see all the Basic Denver Bros at the bar? I got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.
by Obi commode-y January 6, 2015
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Denver Broncos

The greatest team in the NFL with a loyal, passionate fan base. Being a Broncos fan means you never stop showing your support, no matter how much suffering or losses the team puts you through.
The Denver Broncos may never make the playoffs again, but I'm still Denver 'till I die.

God is a Broncos fan, why else are sunsets orange and blue?
by Ihatemakingnamesbro..... October 15, 2010
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Denver Balloon

The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.
dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.
by beaver stretcher March 5, 2013
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Denver International Airport

Denver International Airport (DIA) is a major international airport located in Denver, Colorado. The airport is on the northeastern portion of the city.

It ranks among the top 10 busiest airports in the United States and is the largest airport in area in the country. It is a major hub for United Airlines and the operations base of United's low-cost subsidiary Ted. Frontier Airlines, one of the fastest growing discount airlines in the US also uses DIA as their main hub. The airport uses DEN as is its IATA airport code and KDEN as its ICAO airport code.

DIA replaced the old Stapleton International Airport in 1995, making it one of the youngest major airports in the US. It was built by the initiative of Denver mayor Federico Peña, but its construction ran into many problems.

Nowadays, the main complaint about the airport is its distant location from the city center, necessary to accommodate the airport's vast size (137km²). The airport also charges high landing fees to airlines in order to offset its hefty construction costs. Tickets to and from Denver are very expensive, lessening its appeal as a cross-country hub.

DIA has three midfield concourses. They are spaced far apart, and if the inter-terminal people mover system breaks down, it becomes difficult for passengers to board their flights on time, which has only happened once since the airport has been opened. The basic layout is very similar to Atlanta's airport, except that departures and arrivals are on different levels of the terminals.

During a major blizzard in 2003, the heavy snow tore a hole in the one of the terminal's characteristic white fabric roofs, which were designed to be reminiscent of the snow-capped Rocky Mountains in winter.
"Dude, DIA is like one of the leetest airports in the world!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 20, 2004
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Moving To Denver

A prank derived in Chicago in the mid to late 2000's by an improviser. To "Denver" someone, as it is called, is to change the Facebook status of someone after they have left their account open to "I'm Moving to Denver".
Steve: "No, Mom. I'm Not actually moving to Denver. I went to the bathroom at work and a co-worker "Denvered" me.
by ryprov August 19, 2011
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