dutchie

To 'have a dutchie', is to smoke a lot of weed in a small unventilated room. So that the room quickly fills with a smokey haze, getting all the occupant's of the room very high.

"No, don't open the window. We're getting a dutchie going up in this muh-fucka!"
"Man, this dutchie we are having is so chronic! I can't even see my hand through all the smoke!"

by Diego July 18, 2003

dutchie

Someone who is cheap with their money and wont shout for his/her mates.

"why didnt you buy me a beer you dutchie"

by razza1 December 14, 2009

dutchie

a type of J u would usually roll if you are going to be smoking it while driving..

also a term of driving while smoking with the windows up, causing the cabin to be filled with a smoke you are unable to see through

J' oi wind the windows down i cant see shit
kid' nah eh mm... maaan.. leave fuk wind, he.. hehe.. hehehehe
J' fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

Dutchie

A website you go to when you want to order marijuana online for delivery or pick up from all the best marijuana dispensaries.

I love ordering Dutchie. My marijuana gets delivered right to my door! Its easy, and so convenient!

by Datguy2347 January 3, 2018

dutchy

A blunt (e.g. marijuana rolled into a cigar wrapper), especially one rolled with a Dutch Master Corona. It is preferred over the traditional phillie blunt as it has two layers of tobacco paper which assist in rolling a blunt with good craft (i.e. very neatly).

In the hood, you can roll a fat dutchy of schwag for about $5.... if you're smoking beasters, it'll probably cost you $30, forget it if yer smokin' headies.

by protocoldroid September 14, 2004

Dutchy

A friend who can be blamed for all your fun, but bad decisions in life.

I feel a bit rough today I was hanging with Dutchy last night

by the_lavi_philosopher July 4, 2020

Dutchie

A belittling or endearing term for Dutch people.

Oh, he's a Dutchie!

by Nikki Delfino August 14, 2011