Pumped and Dumped

Essentially, Pumping and Dumping refers to chopping and screwing a dubstep song. Much like Dj-Screw chopped dirty south bangers, pumping and dumping lowers the pitch and tempo of the song, and emphasizes the LFO wobbles. It actually resembles Purple more than dubstep. And there is more chopping, to the point where only the skeletal structure of the song is faintly present. This began Sept 22, 2011 and was created by B-Pride.

Yo! You hear that new Caspa joint!? B-Pride pumped and dumped the shit out of that track, that filthy felon!

by heavyhispanic September 23, 2011

Trauma dumper

A selfish prick who dumps their baggage onto other people especially when it’s not appropriate. A trauma dumper’s motive is often to gain sympathy or minimize other people’s traumas.

I made a Mother’s Day post and this trauma dumper commented, “imagine having a mom 😑”.

by exoliq March 7, 2021

Dumpelstiltskin

The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.

Ready the clothes pins, because my Dumpelstiltskin is gonna be larger than Rumpelstiltskin!!

by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010

Dumper-Bumper

A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.

Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!

by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009

Co-Dumper

A person who is inside the stall next to yours trying to take a shit, where all you can identify them with is their shoes. After both you and your Co-Dumper are seated with asses exposed, both will attempt to stifle the sounds of bowel movement in order to avoid embarrassment. In extreme cases, silence may persist for quite some time until the pressure in the ass of either you or your Co-Dumper builds to extreme measures, and a loud disgusting gust of gas is released. With the silence broken, the other person now feels comfortable releasing their own gas which they have been painfully harboring. Usually at this stage, you and your Co-Dumper have built a bond, and will now shit in unison. The first to finish will quickly flush and wash their hands (or not), and purposely leave before the other person emerges from the stall in order to keep your identities a secret from one another. Later on, you may notice someone wearing the same shoes as your Co-Dumper, and an awkward moment arrives once again as the two of you pass by in silence with your heads down, hoping that the other didn't notice that you were their shit partner just moments earlier.

Derek: "Man, what took you so long in there? We've been waiting for 30 minutes!"

Alex: "Sorry, I had a Co-Dumper. It took a while for him to blow. I promise, I began excreting immediately after I heard his plops. Shit, don't look, I think that's him walking by right now."

by NJB85 July 30, 2010

Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).

Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.

by cathylee June 1, 2009