dutchbag

Douche bags that work at coffee establishments. Usually they have frosted tips, or really short hair, they are large dudes made by cretin. Also always drive either large jacked up trucks, or small rice burners.

Ever since Tom got that job at Dutch Bros hes become a real dutchbag, all he cares about anymore is red bull, his car, and his sick tribal tats.

by dicksssasss April 5, 2016

deutchbag

The wannabe bauhaus-looking, German industrialist jagoffs who populate Williamsburg and the Lower East Side in particular. Wearing black, clothes, eyeliner and have minimal body fat.

"Thought I was gonna go the the Tapes N' Tapes show with Chloe, but she dumped me for that gaunt-ass Deutchbag with the Member's Only jacket. Peter Murphy licks my balls."

by Brooklyn Born November 27, 2006

deustchbag

A German douchebag.

Pronounced "doich bag".

"Look at Hans dancing in his skin-tight, silver tee shirt and black jeans, what a goof."

"Yeah, that guy is such a deustchbag!"

by Big Herm October 3, 2006

Dushbags

How douchebags spell douchebags.

Dbag: How many dushbags do I see here.
Guy: Ur the douchebag you don't know how to spell douchebag.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

dushbag

a complete lame, jerk, loser.

bryan was acting like a complete dushbag when he kept cracking corny jokes.

by sheena_123 August 11, 2009

duesch bag

1) the vile smelly mixture of water, yeast, cum, and whatever else that has been inserted in or living in the vagina that comes out after squirting water in a dirty, usually old, vagina or "duesching." The water is inserted from a bag and subsequently collected in the baag.

2) A guy who thinks he is cool but in reality is the equivalent of a bag of duesch.

3) George Bush

Johnny is such a duesch bag.

by irishprick October 24, 2005

Dooschbag

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

by Che and da joker April 20, 2005