Doball Dickness

The rare symptoms of pure dickishness. To talk pants all day:- To mutter pure crap and big your self up. Commonly known in scottish circles.

'Singing' "I'm simply the best" and "everyone loves Dougy." Please shut up Doball Dickness

by Alfred Winshester December 25, 2007

dickyness

A person who is a total assfuckingpieaceofshit.

matt's dickyness was off the charts today

by themainmanz July 2, 2016

dinkyness

its like a couple definitions of dinky. Where it is laughably small but also in some way cute

Year 7 kids: you hate them coz they are small but u feel sorry for them and some are cute so u say "look at the dinkyness!"

by xMariex May 13, 2005

Duckpression

When you buy ducks in college at TSC and play with them for hours everyday with your friends and their duckies but end up having to get rid of them because your landlord caught you (plus they smelt bad and grow really fast) and after their gone you realize how much you really did love them.

The girls of Garman Ave suffered severe duckpression.

by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012

Duckpressed

The fact that your circle of friends begin to suffer separation anxiety, after owning ducks together and having to give them up, when you go more than 12 hours without seeing any one of them.

Kelly is duckpressed (from duckpression) that she has to leave her friends on Garman Ave for the summer.

by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012

Dankyness

When something is very dank and your high right now so your dank as well

The dankyness is over 900000

by BryanIsYeetable April 23, 2019

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021