Dooksnort

A monsterous turd that stinks behind closed doors

I can smell your Dooksnort from here

Man, Justin it smells like you just took a Dooksnort

by NinjaFrog January 13, 2011

dicksnot

a man's ejaculation after pleasure

the expulsion from the penis

by gear October 24, 2004

Joe duckworth

An awesome guy, who has a very weird taste in music, is very funny and has a huge heart. He is very very nice to this one girl! :) cuz he is awesome.

I know you can read this duckie!!!

I wuv woo joe duckworth!!!

by CUPCAKEMonster:P August 23, 2011

Dooksnort

A crap that stinks so bad it clears sinuses

I use to have a sinus infection till Justin took a Dooksnort

Justin Thanks for taking a Dooksnort now i can smell things that dont smell like rotten ass

by RottenPotato January 16, 2011

Bucksnort

v; When food and/or drink projects out your nose because something made you laugh while intaking the food and/or drink. adv; Food projectile through nasal cavity.

When the joke came to a head, I happened to be enjoying some milk and cookies, and I laughed so hard that I bucksnorted those cookies all over my friends.

Shredded wheat cereal doesn't bucksnort very easily. It gets lodged!

by LaPlaytym March 3, 2011

DuckSloth

A creature which when awake is full of energy but sleeps for approximately 15-20hours per day. Cute to look at but deadly and inclined to bite when feeling neglected or intimidated. This can result in scarring; both physical and mental. Easily kept happy with hugs, food, attention and duvets.

DuckSloth: A girl of 5ft 8, slightly black hair, scary clothes and making high pitched noises.

by LigerThighs October 13, 2008

dicksnout

Like a douchenozzle, but more angry, commonly found in sales positions or at trendy night clubs.

That sales rep is a dicksnout.

by Senator S. December 15, 2008