Charlatan Duchess

She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.

Meghan Markle is a Charlatan duchess.

by Royalty rocks May 1, 2019

Ducrest

When two men proceed in the handshake of "blowing it up" stoping time at the furthest point and "reversing time" and bringing it back to the original position.

When Thomas met Matthew in the hall way they Ducrest it up.

by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 13, 2009

ducci bag

A tool, jerk or person that just gets under your skin and makes you want to punch them in the jugular--another form of the term "douche bag"

(Pronounced similar to Gucci)

That guy who just cut into my lane without looking because he was too busy combing his mullet in the mirror is a 100% genuine ducci bag!

by Obie M June 5, 2009

Dueceadile

A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.

Ah man, I just shat a dueceadile.

by KojakR January 26, 2015

ducket

Slang for money. Comes from ducat, originally an Italian gold coin which later (about 400 years later) was also made in silver in other European countries.

I don't have the duckets for that ticket.

by loribobori February 25, 2008

ducked off

To be on the low, never around, always gone; incognito. Originated in South Florida.

Dang nigga, u never come to school anymore! Why u be so ducked off?

by LDT88_07 March 25, 2007

duceing

The act of expelling excrement from ones anus, usually on a toilet.

I was just in the bathroom duceing when I realized there was no toilet paper.

by McMonkeyPunch March 22, 2009