Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

creme duce

to make a girl bite the top from a cadburys creme egg, then dip your cock in the gooey centre and make her lick it all off.

lee gave ruth a creme duce at easter.

by Kills, Thrills n Cherryade May 6, 2014

Duce an-a Quarter

represent a type of car back in the day

1969 Buick Electra 225

by Marcie Richard January 14, 2004

Dulce

Dulce, Spanish for "candy" or "sweet", is the most amazing girl you will ever meet.. People who say their is no such thing as perfect, have never met this girl. She is smart, funny, cool, down to earth, and most of all beautiful both on the outside and inside. Sadly though it is not easy to capture her heart and keep it, anyone who has ever had the chance to hold her in their arms is extremely lucky...

Guy 1: "Damn, Hector is sooo lucky to have Dulce"

Guy 2: "Yeah I Wish I was him lucky bastard! "

by TAKECARE November 3, 2011

duces

saying bye, originates from putting up two fingers.

im bout to hit it, duces

by Sammy AKA fame "gettin up" January 31, 2005

drop a duece

Take a shit

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I gotta drop a duece real bad!"

by diskid November 11, 2003

dirty dunce

After you do sexual work with a one night stand "hobag", (this must be done at his or her home), go to the corner of his or her room, take a dump, wipe your ass with his or her underwear, leave the underwear next to the victim, and leave.

Dude, I ended up bangin that ho last night. I had to poop when I was done, so I dirty dunced the pig.

by Droops June 10, 2008