Law of Desmond

Anything Desmond can lose, he will lose.

"You lost at Smash Bros again, dude... Law of desmond"

by Your mom is hot Desmond August 21, 2018

Desmond Elliot

A senator in Nigeria that constructed a toilet as a constituency project and a man who doesn't have anything to offer.

Eg- Nothing good comes from Desmond Elliot

by Barrister Emmanuel May 13, 2021

Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.

"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"

by 69 guy May 9, 2009

Camille Desmoulins

Hot piece of French sex.

Keegan's in love with Camille Desmoulins...can't blame him!

by Wolverine Psychologist July 10, 2011

Desmosedici RR

The only MotoGP motorcicle in the world that you can ride on the street.

Man I would kill for a Desmosedici RR, too bad it costs 65 grand.

by DuMan November 20, 2007

Desmond Hume

Everyone's favourite Scotsman on ABC's hit series Lost. Married to Penny Widmore and father to Charlie Hume. "See you in another life, Brotha!"

"Who's your favourite character on Lost?"
"Desmond Hume, obviously!"

by BlakeyBoi69 August 6, 2016

desmond

A person who is sexy, funny, super cute, wild in bed, a great boyfriend, and a badass.

Wow, Desmond you were awesome last night. Did you see Desmond kiss her yesterday.

by Mike Rand October 2, 2016