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drunkart

When you are so drunk that you end up stealing a shopping cart from a store or from the street and you bring it home for no apparent reason. Usually people don't know what to do with it the next day but are too embarassed to return it.
"Hey dude, my sister was so shitfaced last night that she and her friends ended up drunkarting again. She woke up this morning with a shopping cart sitting there in her kitchen. Dude, this is so fucked up, she has real issues. She's been drunkarting too much lately"
by Mathieu_G June 13, 2009
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Drunkyardigan

A drunkyardigan is a happy drunk in a place where they belong, where they will probably sing a song, and maybe dance along.

Derived from drunken nights and the love for the colorful characters on the Nick Jr. show.
We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore! We always find things we've never seen before! That's why every day we're back for more! We're your friends, the Drunkyardigans!
by eyereene August 31, 2011
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drunkaroo

Similar to the popular children's game 'buckaroo', where you take turns to add small loads onto a toy mule that eventually kicks everything off, at which point the person who was in the act of adding something loses. 'Drunkaroo' tends to happen at social functions where there is alcohol a-plenty. When one member of the party reaches the stage of passing out due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, they become the mule, and the rest of the assembled group get ready to play drunkaroo. Turns are taken at placing things on the mule like coats, bags, full pint glasses, furniture, etc, until at some point (s)he comes to, throws everything off in an angry drunken sulk, and then more often than not rolls over and passes out again, at which point you can play the next round. Happy days.
Sweet, Ellie has passes out again, lets play drunkaroo.

or

me: we've been playing drunkaroo with bryan for about an hour, and there's nothing left in the house to put on top of him.
mikey: nothing that is, apart from the sofa.
by jimwade June 14, 2010
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Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.
Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!
by Jacob May 7, 2005
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drunkardness

The word used in place of drunkenness to fight the authority; or I didn't know the right word
I was thinking of the lack of drunkenness, but I made up the word drunkardness.
by iwasrightaicwaswrong July 26, 2014
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drunktard

A person that acts retarded when drunk.
That drunk guy is pissing on the cop car! What a drunktard!
by Kilopoo July 2, 2009
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drunkyard

A person who loves drinking a yardy.
Izaac sugrue is a not a drunkyard but he's the king of shit. we love him though.
by Redphoenix729 May 3, 2014
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