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ben drowned

A BADASS creepypasta. Has hipster tendencies but will beat your ass at a video game. Afraid of water and features in graphic jeffxben yaoi. Haunts a majoras mask cartridge. Created by youtube user Jadusable in 2009. You shouldn't have done that.
"Hey look at him go!"
"Yeah hes such a BEN drowned, he completed GTA V in less than a week"
"Wait does he have blood coming from his ey-"
*dead*
by RiseLikeAPhoenix October 14, 2013
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downtain

When a girl is sitting down to piss and a dude stands in front of her and also pisses. While he is peeing his piss stream merges into her piss stream creating a "dual fountain" aka a downtain.
The line to the men's room was ridiculous so I went into the girls bathroom and made a downtain with this drunk chick!
by sorryimnotsorry June 23, 2011
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sinjin drowning

Really cool people who usually drink lots of coffee and play some roblox games from time to time. They have 411K subscribers on YouTube and they are rad B)
human 1: Hey man new sinjin drowning video
human 2: who is that
human 1: u stupid dumbass
by SupernovaDraws April 6, 2022
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Cum drowning awarness day

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.
"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day
by CumCrusader March 9, 2021
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Downtown Byrney

A phenomenom built on the motto "started from the bottom now were here," those who stay at this pregame will be champions
"Why do I feel so shitty today?" We probably had a Downtown Byrney last night
by bobber pants December 4, 2014
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The Downtown Fiction

An alternative band from Virginia. Cameron Leahy on vocals and guitar, David Pavluk on bass, and Wes Dimond on guitar. They have the most rockin' music and are the sexiest men alive.
"Hey man, did you see the Downtown Fiction last night?" "Yeah, they totally rocked it!"
by Singing Insomniac December 1, 2011
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Drowns Syndrome

Term used in referring to an urban myth according to which you may drown if you swim too soon after a meal; apparently you get a cramp and promptly go kerplunk to the bottom. The safe time after the meal, when you can safely swim again, is said to be one hour in Northern Europe, while in Hispanic culture it is often said to be three hours, which is longer than most people spend at the beach. Thought up way back when by some lazy mom who wanted to take a nap in the sun and couldn't bother her ass to look out for the kids; unfortunately it has entered the folk wisdom and some adults end up believing it. Cramps can actually afflict a person at any time and do not adversely affect one's buoyancy in the water. Neither do they do too much damage to your swimming skills, unless perhaps you are participating in an Olympic event. They are more likely to happen as a reaction to exposure to cold water. If you are in an environment where, perhaps due to currents, a cramp could be the difference between life and death, you shouldn't be there, cramps or no cramps. Just ask yourself; have you ever heard a pathologist or coroner announce that the cause of someone's death was "swimming on a full stomach"? No, I didn't think so.
Jimmy was running and screaming along the shore and his mommy was feeling lazy and couldn't be bothered looking out for him, so she invoked Drowns Syndrome.
by Fearman September 27, 2007
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