drooping

Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.

Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout

by Jdoggay April 28, 2012

Droop Snoot

The snoot would droop

"The snoot would droop"

"Droop Snoot is my favorite meme"

by Ametrine August 21, 2018

Droop snoot

when a planes snoot goes droop

"the plane did a droop snoot to see the runway"

by TheQueenOfCornflakes March 26, 2018

drank droop

Similar to the expression whiskey dick... A guy who is too drunk to get an erection and fornicate is experiencing, "drank droop"

Joka: "Yo D-REK you get it in last night?"
D-REK: "Nah dawg, I had the drank droop"
Joka: "Damn you gotta take it easy son"
D-REK: "word"

by DrankDroopinJoka February 21, 2011

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Droop Snoot

The snoot of an aircraft drooping to provide adequate vision for pilots.

Damn that plane has a droop snoot!

Dave, it's been 3 years. Please stop calling me or else I will be forced to put a restraining order on you.

by NiFag October 05, 2021

Brewer's Droop

Also see beerdick. The condition that occurs when a gentleman over-indulges on alcoholic beverages and can no longer maintain an erection.

Probably has some historical basis, or something.

LOL, Carter was totally gonna bone Sharon in the ringpiece, at least until he got the Brewer's Droop. They both went home disappointed.

by BlockIsland January 31, 2009