caca dreadlocks

When you take a shit and the shit gets stuck and twisted in your ass hair.

"Dude, I just shit out that root beer float and now all these caca dreadlocks are making my ass itch!"

by Mangorick July 03, 2006

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Dreadlock Theory

The theory that states that, in the modern day era of football, a teams defense is not elite unless at least one defensive back has dreadlocks.

Tom: The Jets defense is gonna be awesome!
Dave: I don't know man, your betting against the dreadlock theory.

by Smaxor5 January 04, 2011

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Dreadlock Effect

The theory that the growth of dreadlocks results in instant athletic prowess, most notably in the game of football.

Tyler: "How is Trent Richardson so jacked?"
Greg: "Dude, its a case of the Dreadlock Effect."

Jerry: "Did you see that guy return that kick 100 yards for a TD?"
Justin: "Yeah he had dreads right?"
Jerry: "Whats that matter?"
Justin: "He displays a case of the Dreadlock Effect."

by VincentP October 04, 2013

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Matchy Dreadlock

A Matchy Dreadlock is a common kitchen match with the tip broken off. This leaves the user with a long, thing wooden match with which you set marijuana afire with. It is better for the lungs no butane and is fun.

Hey Jay, toss me a Matchy Dreadlock to do this b-load with.

by IGROWTHEHYDRO@aol.com January 13, 2005

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Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul

Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing

by Joe Ad December 26, 2021

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