I'm drinks

1. Phrase designed to express that you've had too many drinks, you actually wanted to say "I'm drunk" and "I've had too many drinks" but the alcohol makes you mix the two into "I'm drinks".

-Why are you zigzagging like that?
-I'm drinks

by GNarez January 2, 2012

drank droop

Similar to the expression whiskey dick... A guy who is too drunk to get an erection and fornicate is experiencing, "drank droop"

Joka: "Yo D-REK you get it in last night?"
D-REK: "Nah dawg, I had the drank droop"
Joka: "Damn you gotta take it easy son"
D-REK: "word"

by DrankDroopinJoka March 7, 2011

Drunkscrape

When a man is way too drunk.

For example:

Girl 1- Omg did you see that drunkscrape at the bar last night?

Girl 2- Yeah that guy was so wasted!

by Sally Sixteen February 6, 2014

Drinksgiving

The day and night before actual Thanksgiving where you drink and have fun w/ your friends because you'll have to endure family the whole next day. Mostly known to college kids and those who live close to their parents because you don't have school the next day as well.

"man I'm leaving for Portland tomorrow, we have to do Drinksgiving with everybody here!"

by eylassie November 10, 2009

drinkstigator

the drunk in the group who initiates more drinking

Person 1: "Dude, I'm hammed, you need to drink some more".

Person 2: "You are such a drinkstigator!"

by cmike October 3, 2010

dankspiration

The feeling of inspiration one can get when eating or smoking (marijuana)

Sam: woah dude, i think i want to become a food critic!!

John: what a dankspiration lmao

by str8upgucci February 11, 2015

drunkstumbling

A normal form of ambulation in the mind of the drunk.

Anticipating a coordination challenge primarily because her drunkstumbling has led to falling so many times, our drunktard neighbor’s husband has moved absolutely everything away from the front porch entry.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019