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bragasaurus rex

Any one, particularly a dude trying to brag about himself to anyone who will listen about anything he feels is note worthy..... Often obnoxious, uber basic, small penis and lies about how much sex he has, money he makes, etc.... Often unpopular with the ladies and is a one date wonder ... But, is in such denial of his douchary he blames the chicks....
That guy is a total Bragasaurus Rex! He couldn't stop bragging about himself or his lame ass life if he tried.
by Hcirtilet28 August 2, 2017
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dogasaur

That 130 pound dog of mine is a real dogasaur!
by SteveYO March 26, 2009
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dogasaurus

a giant dog, such as a mastiff or great dane.
wow, check out that dogasaurus.
by verbicidal February 24, 2007
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dramasturbation

.n. The act of fondeling yourself while watching a soap opera.
"I was home from work all day and decided it was time for a little dramasturbation while watching Days of our lives".
by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009
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Dracosaur

drack-oh-sahr

A person so inebriated that they no longer resemble a human being. Characteristics often include accidental furniture smashing, inaudible/nonsensical attempts at communication and/or an inability to consume food or drink without spilling it.

As is the case with werewolves, on returning to human form it is not uncommon for a dracosaur to have no recollection of the events and actions which took place during the metamorphic phase.

group name and collective noun: a crash of dracosaurs
After consuming two bottles of wine followed by a whole bottle of Southern Comfort - "I feel like a dracosaur".

Boy: "Iain wants to come round on his way back from town. Is that OK?"
Girlfriend: "Is he going to be a dracosaur again?"
by Paroketh January 19, 2011
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Dangasaur

It's a combination between a Dangus and a Dinosaur. This is a name for a person who is able to climb up the side of buildings, has incredible auditory skills, is always around, is reliable like a best friend, is super cute and cuddly, has a nice dangus, will go anywhere with you and will even migrate across long long miles, through differing climates, like a dinosaur. They may or may not be able to work on cars, some dangasaurs are really bad drivers. All dangasaurs are super fun although often impulsive; they aren't always great at making decisions, but will almost always apologize for any damage they've done immediately.
You'll know a dangasaur when you see him or her. They usually drive erratically, have trouble following rules, love to be outdoors, and seem to be more dinosaur than human. They are great lovers.
by Hendang June 12, 2013
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Dramasturbate

Pleasuring yourself whilst crying, screaming, or any other extreme emotion
After my girlfriend broke up with me I was such a mess that I went home and dramasturbated.
by yungsweeper April 21, 2017
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