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Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010
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Dracula Flow

Old man spits wisdom off the dome, opps be warned
"{Yo she musta listened to Dracula flow the way she dropped that ass on me at an egregarious angle.
by BrowardCountryTicTac October 24, 2023
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Draculina

When you have sex with a chick on her period, and she cleans up the blood on your dick with her mouth.
Me: "Hey baby, let me go get a towel to wipe this blood off of my junk."

Girl I just pounded while on her period: "Don't bother, babe. I got it." Glug Glug Glug

Me: "Oh damn I wasn't expecting to get a Draculina, I got to call up my friend and tell him."
by Lorethe2nd March 18, 2014
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Dracula

by Dracula’s girl December 14, 2020
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Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.
example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
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Dracula 3000

1. The worst movie ever made... ever. It contains no plot, comedy, horror, propper costumes, violence, action, or nudity. I feel embarassed to be living on the same planet as this movie.
2. Anything that's blatantly and insurmountably bad.
1. Joe: I watched Dracula 3000 yesterday... now I have syphilis.
2. Man, that cake was so Dracula 3000.
by zaven July 20, 2008
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fun dracula

A slang term for one who brings misery or sucks the fun out of a party or other gathering.
Luke used to be cool until that fun dracula Lindsey started dating him.

We call her the fun dracula because of the way she sucks all the fun out of our lives.
by Ben Schick February 10, 2007
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