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draconavert 

noun.

The kind of person who is more inclined to stay home than to go out, motivated by the desire to keep their homely possessions close to them. They don't leave the house because they don't want to be away from their stuff, much like a Dragon wishes to stay with their hoard.

A Draconavert is happy to rest, surrounded by their possessions, for extensive periods of time. They are protective of their hoard, and it takes a very specific reason to draw them away from it. The primary reason they may leave the house is to acquire more "gold", or stuff. Another reason is the search for food.

Note: This is not the same as a hoarder. Draconaverts don't necessarily have an inordinate amount of stuff but instead, they cherish and resent leaving the stuff that they do have.
"Sorry I can't come out tonight man, I just got the new Playstation, so I'm feeling my inner Draconavert kick in."

"Ever since you got those new legos for Jimmy, he's become a total Draconavert."
draconavert by Tiamat2020 November 5, 2020
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Draconavert 

The kind of person who is more inclined to stay home than to go, but they are motivated by the desire to keep their homely possessions with them. They don't leave the house because they don't want to be away from their stuff, much like a Dragon wishes to stay with their hoard. The only reason they may leave the house is to acquire more "gold", or stuff.
"Sorry man, I'm not coming out tonight. I just got the new PlayStation and I'm feeling inner my Draconavert kick-in. I'll see you in like a month."
Draconavert by Tiamat2020 November 5, 2020
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Draconavert 

The kind of person who is more inclined to stay home than to go, but they are motivated by the desire to keep their homely possessions with them. They don't leave the house because they don't want to be away from their stuff, much like a Dragon wishes to stay with their hoard. The only reason they may leave the house is to acquire more "gold", or stuff.
"Sorry man, I'm not coming out tonight. I just got the new PlayStation and I'm feeling inner my Draconavert kick-in. I'll see you in like a month."
Draconavert by Tiamat2020 November 5, 2020

DaConvertible

The state DaBaby is gonna leave you in if you fuck with him.
"I will turn a nigga into DaConvertible"
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026