Draculina 

When you have sex with a chick on her period, and she cleans up the blood on your dick with her mouth.

Me: "Hey baby, let me go get a towel to wipe this blood off of my junk."

Girl I just pounded while on her period: "Don't bother, babe. I got it." Glug Glug Glug

Me: "Oh damn I wasn't expecting to get a Draculina, I got to call up my friend and tell him."

Draculina by Lorethe2nd March 18, 2014

Draculina 

A female vampire.

Dude1: Dude, Bella Swan is such a ho.

Dude2: Yeah she would make a bad draculina.

Draculina by Valaa August 14, 2011

Dracula in Cleats 

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

dirty dracula 

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

dirty dracula by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

Dracula foot 

When person sleeping next to you has toenails so long and jagged they can pierce your legs

Damn that bitch is hot, oh nasty check out the dracula foot

Dracula foot by Zac February 1, 2005

Dracula Sneeze

Dracula sneeze
"Covering one's mouth with the crook of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of the vampire Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."

Landon shouted, "VAMPIRE!!!" "No, Dad," Eliot said, "that's just my Dracula Sneeze." "To keep from spreading the flu... Duh."

During a press conference on the H1N1 virus, Kathleen Sebelius reprimanded a member of the White House press corps after he sneezed into his hands.

Dracula Sneeze by L3 January 13, 2010

metal dracula 

When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick

"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"

metal dracula by MMjr April 21, 2008