Dousche Bag Dad

When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )

Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.

by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004

Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.

Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011

Dousche Whibbler

More than a dousche bag or a dousche box or a dousche silo

a term created by sarah silverman

Jay your such a dousche whibbler

by Travis the Tank Engine March 13, 2009

Dousche Lick

An insult to someone, mainly an asshole, telling them they suck so much, they actually lick dousche.

Dude, I hate that guy, he's such a Dousche Lick.

by High Wizard December 19, 2008

dousche waffle

some guys use a dousche to add flavor to their waffles after it is used

John made dousche waffles and they tasted like Stacy's vagina.

by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

dousche fuck

a douche and a fucker in one

Me-Roll you dousche fuck(Saying to friend as he takes forever to roll in monpoly

by ry8an9 October 17, 2008

Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014