douchewaffle

One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.

That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.

by War1986 May 4, 2005

Douchewaffle

A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.

I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.

by thatbigsumbich January 1, 2010

Douchewaffle

An extreme douchebag!

Man that guy is a complete douchewaffle for standing you up!

by Mason McCoy May 6, 2011

douchepurse

The female version of a douchebag.

Hey, check out that douchepurse in leopard print tights wearing neon Risky Business sunglasses indoors.

by sloriag April 16, 2009

Doucheffant

Teased up man-hair that looks fussily messy. A portmanteau of "douche" and "bouffant".

Robert Pattinson looks like he might have lice. He should shampoo his doucheffant.

by The Panis January 31, 2010

Belgian Douchewaffle

Where even being considered a douchewaffle falls short of defining what level of incompetence is trying to be conveyed, as the Belgian waffle compares to the ordinary waffle in that a Belgian waffle is a type of waffle identified by its larger size, lighter batter and higher grid pattern which forms deep pockets and has larger squares.
Hence the Belgian douchewaffle connotes a superlative of the standard douchewaffle in any of its previous and future forms.

You drank the last beer and puked it??
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You get sprayed by the skunk while trying to feed it?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You took her home and it was a him?
You Belgian Douchewaffle!!

You barfed during your roadside sobriety test?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

You scored worse than that douchewaffle on the SAT?
You Belgian douchewaffle!!

by DrCiro of Check-point Charlie July 11, 2010

Douchewaffle

Really big douchebag. Usually a guy who looks like some sort of animal.

Girl1: did you hear what cj did?

girl1: no?

girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!

girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!

by gobblegobblegobble0721 October 25, 2011