Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.

Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.

by Billy Goat Jones December 4, 2010

douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.

by SirCheeks July 20, 2012

Douchenozzle

An extension of the word "douche bag" that adds more meaning and severity to its meaning. Can also mean "jackass." Most used by Ray when he gets pissed at his football team.

"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!

by Jack squared September 25, 2017

douchenozzle

Referring to a person that has passed the requirements for being a douchbag and thus has become a douchenozzle.

You are such a douche that I am deeming you a douchenozzle.

by sirconman July 6, 2009

Douchenozzle

A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.

That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.

by PoliticalBoy September 11, 2009

DoucheNozzle

Someone who is entirely worthless, useless, scared, a wuss, a wimp, a douche, a loser, a dumbass, a failure, pathetic, uncool, and lame.

Guy 1: "Hey man, let's go talk to those chicks over there."
Guy 2: "No way man, my girl would get pissed at me if she saw me talking to them."
Guy 1: "Dude, your woman isn't even here! C'mon."
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter man, somehow, she would just know."
Guy 1: "Man, you are such a douchenozzle."

by RoninDH July 7, 2006

douchenozzle

The business end of a douche.

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.

by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009