Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag

Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on

by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011

Douchiness

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

by chad-o February 21, 2009

Douchess

1.The female version of a douche is a douchess. Particulary a girl that likes particularly douchey guys. However, a girl can be a douchess on her own minus the douchey boyfriend.

2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.

Example 1: "Megan is such a douchess... she's always chasing after the most moronic douchebags of guys. I mean... look at that fool... he has frosted tips! I mean... what year is it? 1998?"

Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"

by Stato Reale February 8, 2010

douchefest

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.

"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."

by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006

Douchenese

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

by LBau November 30, 2010

douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

Douchepeasant

A person who has no respect your things or your space.

Ty, stop being a douchepeasant.

by _Anonymous._ February 28, 2017