Doucheten

A variation of the word douchebag. Pretty much the same meaning

Branden plays football for elmo like a doucheten

by doucheten September 9, 2007

douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.

Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.

by donkitat November 2, 2010

doucheband

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

douchebeard

A beard that is not fully grown in and is trying to be pulled off as cool; A very small, unattractive strip of hair on a man's chin.

"Hey man can you believe Stephen has a beard now?"

"Naww man, thats just a douchebeard."

by Lil' C Wild Card May 4, 2010

Douchemeat

Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.

Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.

If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.

by Luis-clw May 1, 2006

DoucheBanged

This is used to describe when a person on the same squad or team on a multiplayer FPS game throws a flashbangnear you or other squadmates/teammates causing them to be blinded for a short time sometimes resulting in taking damage or death.

dude, i totally just got DoucheBanged couldnt see the enemy and got headshotted!

by SurlyCowMilker February 4, 2010

Douchean

Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean

Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"

by Dalthran November 24, 2011