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douchecape

An "Affliction" T-shirt according to Joel McHale of E!'s The Soup. Could most certainly be used for other shirts as well.
"These guys who wear the shirts with "Affliction" written across it, or as i like to call them, Douchecapes. Yeah man, i get it, Affliction. You're afflicted"
by the Ignominious Dr. Pokey Ocho February 22, 2009
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Douchecape

Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.

Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him

Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
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Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.
"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"
by austen p August 20, 2006
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Doucheocrat

Douche bag + Democrat = Doucheocrat. A zealous big-government-loving member of said political party. Doucheocrats can be typically characterized as surly, condescending, authoritarian-minded douche bags who think that their anti-individual political beliefs are the be-all and end-all of humanity. A doucheocrat suffers from a certain psychological disorder, sometimes described as LWA (left-wing authoritarianism). Because of their self-absorbed nature, doucheocrats frequently make retarded statements like “Jimmy Carter really was a great president” or “you’re gonna get your national health care, like it or not, you dumb hicks!” or "we should invade Darfur and convert those people to veganism".

Doucheocrats will twist reality, undermine civil liberties, common sense and every moral boundary in their lust for expanding government and grabbing power over “the sheeple”. A doucheocrat will wrap this lust for world domination in syrupy, do-gooder rhetoric and label anyone who stands in their way as “lacking compassion” or “bigoted”. Doucheocrats believe in taking innocent people's money and giving it to corporate gangsters, bureaucratic whores and sleazy women. Through extensive social engineering and heavy taxation, doucheocrats aspire to make every man woman and child a homogenized, uncreative zombie living completely dependent upon their pagan establishment.
Paul Krugeman, Barney Frank, the staff of the New York Times

"man, my congressman is a real doucheocrat. All he does is vote to raise my taxes and impose more laws upon me! Why can't he realize that I would just like to have my hot girlfriend and be left alone?!!
by truerebel August 2, 2010
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douchegate

The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.

Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,
The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.
by mark poopstain April 3, 2008
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Douchecrab

has the same meaning as "douchebag"; a stupid or oafish person. This word may have been derived from the language of crazy high school seniors, who thought it would be funny to call someone a "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag". The word may have also originated from drunken conversations, in which a heavily drunk person slurred the word "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag".
Luke, you are such a douchecrab. Hahahah!
by Christine B. October 9, 2006
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Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.
That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.
by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005
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