Galactic douchebag

One who has transcended to a near unachievable plane of douchebaggery. This douchebag is considered extremely rare, and "not of this world". They are more appropriately labeled as "not of this solar system", or "Galactic". Achieving this level of douchebaggery is widely accepted as only theoretically possible.

Paul: "What the fuck is wrong with THAT asshole"?

Mike: Bro, don't even try to figure it out. Justin is a douchebag on a "galactic scale"....or Justin is a "Galactic douchebag".

by Nadasurfer March 27, 2015

Harley Douchebag

A guy who thinks that just because he's bought a Harley, it makes him cool and tough.

Frank is a cool guy until he gets around his Harley, then he turns into a right Harley Douchebag.

by Ljamc May 18, 2012

Douchebag Acoustic

The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)

Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.

Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends

by Boureö August 30, 2010

Loveable Douchebag

Someone who is overall a douchebag but has a certain quality to him that makes him loveable and acceptable to others.

He just gave me a racist remark but the way he said it was so funny, that loveable douchebag.

by Paperjoe June 17, 2010

douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.

Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.

by cra0422 December 1, 2015

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker

John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.

by spbwhat May 11, 2016

San Diego Douchebag

Noun.

A douchebag of such magnitude that it could cleanse a whale's vagina. From Ron Burgandy's made up definition of San Diego as German for "a whale's vagina."

Guy 1: That Ron is such a douchebag.

Guy 2: He's a San Diego Douchebag.

Gay 1: For real.

by Max C. Webster, III November 29, 2010