Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.
Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.
Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.
Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
by maxapo September 1, 2011
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when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.
The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.
Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.
The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.
Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
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1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
by Teflon55 May 19, 2009
Get the Internet Douchbaguette mug.I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
by cuntcommando December 29, 2010
Get the douchebagget mug.Bubba Watson, pro golfer. aka Bubba Douche. Often mistakenly referred to as polarizing. Polarizing would require that someone, other than possibly his mom, likes him. Well on the one hand he is a complete douchebag; on the other he is a god squad tool. Polarizing. Equally hated by all but the main reason for hatred is polarizing. Thus really the definition of douchebaggedness.
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by punster October 25, 2010
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by L'Awesome November 16, 2010
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