doucheatorium

A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.

Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.

Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.

by directly at the sun April 25, 2010

douchestronaught

one who is discovering new bounds of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, marty is quite the douchestronaught

by douchemonitor August 3, 2011

Douchetron

Douche -- Someone being a douchebag
Tron -- Someone who has no feelings, heartless, repetitive.

Douchetron -- Someone who is an insensitive, perpetual, asshole, piece of shit, waste of life, robotic jerk off, liar, manipulator, keeps you waiting up late at nights, is always bailing, repeatedly lets you down, and plays the nice guy act even though he is FAR from it.

One who sucks at ALL aspects of life.

Girl: So are you coming over?
Boy: Yes i am.
( 6 hours later )
Girl: Are you coming still
Boy: No
Girl: WTH?
Boy: My phone is dying.
Girl: WHAT A DOUCHETRON!!!

by kozzykozkoz December 31, 2011

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

douchitron

The ultimate insult for that jerk who annoyed the hell out of you and everyone else.

Did you see that douchitron who cut me off in traffic and nearly killed 5 people?

by halmonkey September 2, 2013

douchestone

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.

Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.

by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019

douchetronium bomb

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.

dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.

by unclfrank July 9, 2010