Douchaism

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

Douchean

Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean

Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"

by Dalthran November 24, 2011

douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.

My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

Insufferable Douchebags

A term used to describe a circle of friends that somehow get on your nerves. Used by stuck-up people who range from teacher's pets to just people that are way to smart.

"You guys are all insufferable douchebags"- Amanda

by Attila97 March 5, 2011

Douchebagsynthesis

The process in which energy is created by the absorption of pure unfiltered douchebaggery, artificial light created by an LCD screen, and oxygen. This process is most commonly found in species Homo Douchebaggus. They are most commonly found in front of their computer spamming/trolling, swearing at children in Xbox Live, or in New Jersey fist pumping.

Man, all this trolling and fist pumping is really draining me. Thank goodness I can always fall back on douchebagsynthesis.

by Afgan4life February 4, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD)

The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.

Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.

by The Real Matty Dubs September 29, 2008