a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting
by lildaywalker November 16, 2009
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The keen sense that some individuals have that allows them to sense or spot other people who are douchebags. The sense allows them to potentially identify douchebags even when the douchebag maybe trying to conceal their doucheness
The guy walked in the door and my douchedar was going off like crazy and that was before I even saw his trucker hat and popped collar.
by senior dirty sanches April 16, 2008
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"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."
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by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010
Get the douchetard mug.The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 6, 2010
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1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
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If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.
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