Douchiano

a boss who thinks he's pretty legit, but really isn't.

new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.

new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.

by KSTA August 24, 2018

Lord Douchington III

Its in his blood to be a douche. The douchiest of the douche.

"I now pronounce you, Raymond Albert Torres Jr Lord Douchington III"

by hellhouse666 April 16, 2010

Douchidity

A state of extreme doucheness.

Joseph's douchidity was over the top this time.

by mac9 January 13, 2008

Douchism

The religion and artform of being a douche.

Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism

by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

Duccio

The best type of person you can meet. He is handsome, brilliant and very kind. If you are a woman you will experience a strong sense of sexual attraction for him, and if you are not strong enough, you will jump on him. He won't disappoint you.

Last night I met a duccio down the street, as I saw him, I've fallen in love with him. I'm a man and I used to be straight

by Artikman January 12, 2019

douchington

Someone who steals all your billions and is generally a douche.

"What's up douchington?"

"No, there's no Douchington here."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

douchie baggins

A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).

Mr. Cunningham gave me D on my last essay, he's been a real douchie baggins this whole semester.

by Mikey McBeats March 17, 2008